You don't have much competition anywhere

ayyy

fucking-femtastic:

twsnyderman:

sosa-parks:

When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

Is this true ladies?

this is 100% true

amen

(via sniffing)


keelah-kawaii:

leonmcgann:

getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via damn-funny)


faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

(via damn-funny)



gdirtydime19:

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

awwwwwwww  :)

(Source: sizvideos, via kingsleyyy)


youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

(Source: alcoholicmother, via handjob)


trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

(Source: vug, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

1 day ago with:187,290 notes (originallyvug)

“But that wasn´t the first time I ever saw her. I saw her in the hallways at school, and at my mother’s false funeral, and walking the sidewalks in the Abnegation sector. I saw her, but I didn’t see her; no one saw her the way she truly was until she jumped.

I suppose a fire that burns that bright is not meant to last.

(Source: hawtornes, via thedivergent)


chrischaractercollection:

reallylameblog:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

Where is my hoverboard

I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog. 

chrischaractercollection:

reallylameblog:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

Where is my hoverboard

I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog. 

(via sniffing)


westcoast-sunrunner:

Someone get this girl a gatorade

westcoast-sunrunner:

Someone get this girl a gatorade

(via damn-funny)


kingsleyyy:

reblog if this cat is prettier than you

kingsleyyy:

reblog if this cat is prettier than you


onthelosingside:

cloisteredself:

if you are not utterly heart melted by these two, what the fuck is wrong with you.

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen. 

(Source: hiddlesy, via damn-funny)


parkour pig

parkour pig

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

1 month ago with:36,314 notes (originally4gifs)

sadmisandrist:

"doctor arent u going to deliver my baby" “its not delivery its digiorno" “what" a large pizza flies out of your vagina and

AND WHAT

(via sniffing)


lolfactory:

Fucking subtitles- tumblr pictures

um. is this…? is it…..?

lolfactory:

Fucking subtitles

- tumblr pictures

um. is this…? is it…..?