Reblog if you have boobs
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
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this is some sick shit
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what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
(Source: fka-skeletongrazed, via damn-funny)
getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality
#this isn’t what i didn’t pay for
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Idk why I laughed but omg
SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER
say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
The cutest thing ever.
(Source: sizvideos, via kingsleyyy)
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO
(Source: alcoholicmother, via handjob)
invisible jesus takes the world by storm
(Source: vug, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
“But that wasn´t the first time I ever saw her. I saw her in the hallways at school, and at my mother’s false funeral, and walking the sidewalks in the Abnegation sector. I saw her, but I didn’t see her; no one saw her the way she truly was until she jumped.
I suppose a fire that burns that bright is not meant to last.”
(Source: hawtornes, via thedivergent)
Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!
Where is my hoverboard
I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog.
Someone get this girl a gatorade