Reblog if you have boobs
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
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this is some sick shit
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what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality
#this isn’t what i didn’t pay for
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Idk why I laughed but omg
SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER
say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
The cutest thing ever.
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I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO
(Source: alcoholicmother, via handjob)
invisible jesus takes the world by storm
(Source: vug, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
“But that wasn´t the first time I ever saw her. I saw her in the hallways at school, and at my mother’s false funeral, and walking the sidewalks in the Abnegation sector. I saw her, but I didn’t see her; no one saw her the way she truly was until she jumped.
I suppose a fire that burns that bright is not meant to last.”
(Source: hawtornes, via thedivergent)
Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!
Where is my hoverboard
I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog.
Someone get this girl a gatorade
reblog if this cat is prettier than you
if you are not utterly heart melted by these two, what the fuck is wrong with you.
This is the cutest thing I have ever seen.
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